In addition to being one gorgeous gent, John would provide insightful yet witty conversation around the dinner table. Plus, I feel like a guy who’s probably eating protein mush most of his days will really appreciate a home-cooked old-Earth meal. And if family debates get too heated, well, he’s handy with a gun.
We’re still partway through season 3, so if she dies I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. Olenna might be the spunkiest, smartest, funniest elderly woman on TV since The Golden Girls. Why wouldn’t I want her at the table?
Again, no spoilers please.
My dad always brings amazing wine, and Tyrion and I could talk books, human nature, and the folly of others. Seriously, at this point my Thanksgiving table is going to be all about the great conversation. I even think he and John J would get along well…
If you have not yet read this sumptuous, wry, swashbuckling tale, you won’t understand this, but: Owen could contribute the best sourdough stuffing ever. Also, I have a feeling he’d help me clean up the dishes. And I’d want to see him blush every time Olenna opens her mouth.
And for my crowning glory….the incomparable River Song. Because MORE WIT!
Also, can you imagine her and Tyrion? Her and Olenna? I’m certain this would be the most entertaining and witty Thanksgiving dinner ever. And you know she’d be dressed in something fabulous.